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butthurt xD

People get too butthurt over trolling nowadays. Im a nice troll ill apologize in the end if they cant take a joke. But people decide to get butthurt and say ohh they’ll kill themselves bullshit i was on suicide watch for 2 years suicidal for 4 and if someone apologized i got the fuck over !

just another annoying day.

well who remembers that girl abigail form my earlier post ? well me and her have been flirting and i actually like her she agrees to be my valentine , but then avoids me. it is getting on my god damn fucking nerves so i gave the two roses to my friend told him to give it to her and to say “consider this a parting gift from brenden (a.k.a me) so im goin dolo for now so whatever but i got a girl in my to make my night/day/week/month ;)

:)

in a good mood little green makes the world go round for me and i had the loud before school and after and guess what my fucking grandma walked in sniffed walked out came back in and gave me a bag of doritos :D #winning

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

robots

omegle chat xD

  • You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: u are a killjoy?
  • You: yess dickhead
  • Stranger: wtf is a killjoy?
  • You: get your dickhard then slam a weight on it thats a kill joy
  • Stranger: oh
  • Stranger: then yes iam
  • You: yeah
  • You: damn
  • Stranger: i thought only me who is doing these sorta things
  • You: im done you must be ugly as fuck then
  • Stranger: well, yes
  • You: damn thats bad
  • Stranger: actually im a troll-hobbit híbrid
  • You: awesome so you deserve to die a horrible death without parents love money or shelter go kill yourself now save us the trouble :D
  • Stranger: im half part a mothafucking troll
  • Stranger: i wont die just that easily
  • You: shouldve slit your own throat and burned yourself years ago
  • Stranger: and still, here i am
  • Stranger: looking for your soul
  • Stranger: jason
  • You: okay go ahead im undead bitch get at me ;]
  • You have disconnected.

Life check

I was sitting in iss all day today and realized im fucking done with all the bullshit if you mean something to you’ll know if not expect to get cut the fuck off

Im finally annoyed by this

Its one thing if ill drop everything and text you all day but its another thing if ill fight for you no questions asked but the thing I don’t like is that I feel like im being led along I hate that shit but im trying to put up with it so now that im stressed im going to sleep

Seems like I would use this to beat the shit outa smuts

Seems like I would use this to beat the shit outa smuts

(Source: hardcoreforhardcore, via somnolentlullabies-deactivated2)

theclearlydope:

Every time I see this I die laughinng xD

Clearly Dope’s FAVORRRRIITTTEEEE THIINNNNNGGGSSS: Dancing with an iPod in Public: Christmas Edition. I’ve watched it three times and have gotten increasingly happier with each viewing. I’m going to give it a shot in Wal-Mart, probably going to get stabbed.

videovia

Dork :D